Excuse me, sir, your bra is showing
Muni rider Illi sent us this photo of a man and his (or someone else’s) bra. What could explain this? A souvenir from last night’s date? Whatever happened to notches on the bedpost?
If you ride Muni …
Photo by TheRealMichaelMoore
… you’re either “into seeing strange things,” oblivious, or just don’t give a damn.
Susan is the former, and posted the following snippet on our Facebook wall.
Guy on bus: are you into seeing strange things?
Me: sure
Him: that guy over there is rubbing motor oil all over his body.
Me: (looked over) Yes, he is. Only in SF.
I had trouble finding a photo to go with this story. I hope you understand.
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Your Weekend Transit Advisory: Hella Giants games, Phelan construction, a protest
Look at all those Giants games! Be advised:
Baseball Game Traffic Reroutes
The San Francisco Giants will play several home games beginning Friday through next Friday at AT&T Park.
Three games against Los Angeles Dodgers:
· 7:15 p.m., Friday
· 6:05 p.m., Saturday
· 5 p.m., Sunday
Two games against Philadelphia Phillies
· 7:15 p.m., Tuesday
· 12:45 p.m., Wednesday
Two games against Atlanta Braves
· 7:15 p.m., Thursday
· 7:15 p.m., Friday
The SFMTA advises motorists of the increased congestion in San Francisco and advises commuters to use transit and avoid using the Bay Bridge on these dates.
For details about transit service to AT&T Park, including connections from Bay Area transit systems to Muni can be found at www.sfmta.com. Regional transit information for BART, Caltrain and the ferries as well as traffic is available at www.511.org.
Phelan Loop Construction
From 1 a.m., Saturday until 4:30 a.m., Monday, the SFMTA will finalize construction work on the Phelan Loop. The new loop configuration will open Monday. For more details, please visit www.sfmta.com/phelan.
The following Muni routes will be affected:
· 8X Bayshore Express
· 49 Mission-Van Ness
Thong Protest Demonstration
From noon to 2 p.m., Saturday, the Thong Protest Demonstration will take place at Jane Warner Plaza.
The F Market & Wharves Muni line will be affected.
Five Muni Moments This Week: Sigourney Weaver and LSD
Photo by peterme
The hits, they keep on comin’. Seriously, you guys are awesome. Please don’t stop being awesome.
Our top 5 Muni moments this week include:
- OH: “What’s that beeping?” “Well, either the bus is backing up or Sigourney Weaver has set it to self destruct.”
- Today I got to ride on a bus with an entire sorority AND fraternity from USF. Dreams really do come true! #sfmuni
- OH: “There’s not enough LSD on earth to make me want to have sex with a cat” uh wut #munidiaries
- Oh girl on muni with the drifting eyes and faraway expression… are you philosophical and deep, or just really high?
- I take different bus lines to change up the scenic route. #FullTimeBlues
These delights were brought to you by: @fishmark, @amandarants, @jess_said_, @_TC_, and @xolindatran. If you’re not already, follow @munidiaries for a front-row seat to the madness!
Transit News: Sealegs bye-bye, Muni PA announcements, Central Subway billing
Photo by torbakhopper
- BART’s monstrous macrame may bite the dust (SFGate)
- Muni Metro announcements garbled (SF Chronicle)
- Muni for today, Muni for tomorrow (Ed Reiskin editorial in SF Examiner)
- Central Subway consultants overbill $336,000, including cakes, parking ticket (City Insider)
- Judge strikes down portions of voter-approved S.F. transit labor bargaining measure (SF Examiner)
Furry People on BART
