What to do when you encounter the Muni Seat Hog

We’ve all been there. On a crowded train or bus, some jerkoff has his bag on a seat next to him. Sometimes, even giant Styrofoam gets a seat before you do.

We RT’d @amanda___c this morning, and got quite a number of suggestions for how to handle such an egregious breach of public-transit etiquette:

Uh, pick up his bag and throw it on him, then sit down. if he complains, tell him to F— off. 🙂 — @michaeldowling
I usually just start sitting on the seat anyway. The introduction of a stranger’s ass is good motivation. It works. — @McClure_SF
I’ve been known to pick up a bag, plunk it in their lap, and sit. Seats are for people, not bags! — @cripsahoy
I stand in front of them and pass gas… — @murphstahoe

What about you? How do you handle this particular type of Grade-A douchefeather?

Muni News: Muni budget, Muni fixes, a Muni audit

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  • Sunday parking meter enforcement among proposals to trim Muni budget deficit (SF Examiner)
  • Linton Johnson, BART Spokesman, Reassigned to New Job (SF Weekly) || (BART.gov)
  • Muni chief optimistic despite projected budget shortfall (SF Public Press)
  • “Smart” card for SF parking, taxis and maybe Muni in the works (City Insider)
  • Muni seeks to cut down on ‘bunches and gaps’ on transit lines (SF Examiner)
  • SFMTA Audit Spotlights Poor Project Management, Cost Overruns (Streetsblog SF)
  • Muni spending extra $90M due to project delays (SF Examiner)

Unintended consequences on the 27-Bryant

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We heard from Muni rider Amy the other day.

man on the 27 is screaming dont call me that name michael anymore. Over and over again. then he started screaming, i cant attact women. Funny thing is he did attract the attention of a woman. She asked him if he coukd be quiet.

Sorry, M.R.F.K.A.M. (Muni rider formerly known as Michael). Guess it wasn’t your lucky day.

These kinds of important dispatches from the field are the grease that keeps Muni Diaries chuggin’ along. What’s your Muni story? Share it here.

SFMTA nixes $0.25 transfer proposal

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Put those quarters back in your pocket, Muni riders. The SFMTA has scrapped a proposal to begin charging $0.25 for transfers. ABC 7 has the deets:

The agency’s commissioners said on Monday that all revenue options must be explored to help close a projected $34 million deficit. But they took the 25-cent transfer fee off the table, saying that would go against the way Muni is setup.

After our initial post about paid transfers and an overall rate-hike, one commenter pointed out something obvious that no one had touched on up to that point: “aren’t people required to have a transfer as proof of payment, even if they aren’t getting on another bus. In that case, everyOne will have to pay the fee.” Good point. And a moot one now.

Whew!

Read the rest of the ABC 7 story.

Bus Passenger Believes She Lives In World Where Curried Shrimp Is Odorless


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While trolling America’s most trusted news source, The Onion, this headline leaped straight into my retinas (and my nose, and my grossly accurate smell memory):

Bus Passenger Believes She Lives In World Where Curried Shrimp Is Odorless

It’s not just curried shrimp for us Muni riders, of course. It’s fried chicken with a tinge of formaldehyde on the 71. It’s your neighbor’s unbecoming new scent, “hot yoga studio but filled w hippies+Mexi food+used diapers,” on the 1. Just as easily, Muni smells like hot-dog juice, fertilizer, week-old pants, or pancakes (AKA the worst breakfast ever).

“Muni totally smells like” is one of our favorite Twitter themes, and it can often make one hell of a story. Send that stuff our way @munidiaries on Twitter or to good ol’ email at muni.diaries.sf@gmail.com

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