Category: Story Archive

A ferret, right?

Says jyhuang via skarecreau on Tumblr:

Someone carried this #creature on the bus, it looked like a guinea pig or hamster but the body length was quite long. #Creepin #pet #rat #weirdthingsyouseeonthebus

In any case, this probable ferret is more gangsta than all y’alls for riding Muni out in the open like this. Aren’t they still illegal in California? They are definitely still adorable in California and on this transit vehicle.

A ferret is new for us, but we’ve had our share of aww-inducing animal moments on Muni. See also: Cat in a bag. Indignant pug. Skippy the service iguana.

Ferret-legging is a thing, BTW, but this isn’t it.

Muni rider Illi sent us this photo of a man and his (or someone else’s) bra. What could explain this? A souvenir from last night’s date? Whatever happened to notches on the bedpost?

Photo by TheRealMichaelMoore

… you’re either “into seeing strange things,” oblivious, or just don’t give a damn.

Susan is the former, and posted the following snippet on our Facebook wall.

Guy on bus: are you into seeing strange things?
Me: sure
Him: that guy over there is rubbing motor oil all over his body.
Me: (looked over) Yes, he is. Only in SF.

I had trouble finding a photo to go with this story. I hope you understand.

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Photo by peterme

The hits, they keep on comin’. Seriously, you guys are awesome. Please don’t stop being awesome.

Our top 5 Muni moments this week include:

1. OH: “What’s that beeping?” “Well, either the bus is backing up or Sigourney Weaver has set it to self destruct.”
2. Today I got to ride on a bus with an entire sorority AND fraternity from USF. Dreams really do come true! #sfmuni
3. OH: “There’s not enough LSD on earth to make me want to have sex with a cat” uh wut #munidiaries
4. Oh girl on muni with the drifting eyes and faraway expression… are you philosophical and deep, or just really high?
5. I take different bus lines to change up the scenic route. #FullTimeBlues

These delights were brought to you by: @fishmark, @amandarants, @jess_said_, @_TC_, and @xolindatran. If you’re not already, follow @munidiaries for a front-row seat to the madness!