Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

Photo by analogskirt

I suppose it depends on your point of view. Some of these could be positive experiences. If so, good on ya. I guess?

• It smells like poop on this bus. #goodmorning #yuck
• Look lady, I’m sry that yr bag had to give up its seat so a human being could use it, but you need to get over it. #SFMuni
• Munifears: seemingly irrational fears you have riding the bus, like someone ‘accidentally’ sitting in your lap #sfmuni
• I don’t know what’s worse, that my #SFMuni driver is on the phone, or that it’s on speaker for us all to hear.
• 22-Fillmore stalled while woman enlists help of strangers to carry her 9 Starbucks drinks. This a social science experiment?

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Lots of things falling off, being complimented, opening, hitting people on the head, and just generally being worn by tourists this week. Behold:

• guy on #sfmuni w/pants sagging so low you can see the end of his boxers. He sat down and the pants fell to his ankles.
• On the 14, man next to me got up, complimented my fishnets, patted my arm, then accidentally bonked me on the head. #Sfmuni
• Overheard on the 14 “BACKDOOR! BACKDOOR! My legs open easier than these doors” #backdoor #munisf
• how many times do you need to be hit in the head while seated by a backpack wearer on muni to start a bad day?
• Surrounded by tourists wearing fanny packs who got on the wrong bus. It’s officially summer

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Photo by becky berry

We all have our ideas of right and wrong. And those norms don’t take a back seat when we ride Muni. Nor should they.

Here are some questionable things seen and smelled on Muni this week:

• A woman just crawled on the streetcar with an open tallboy of Old English. Happy Monday! #MuniDiaries
• On the 33 line and for the first time, saw a driver curse out a passenger!
• Old woman dressed entirely in black on #sfmuni brushing the hair of a creepy doll. Quota for the macabre, fulfilled.
• Someone pooped on the bus during my morning commute. #sfmuni
• man picks nose. smears findings on bus wall. my stomach… #munidiaries

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