Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

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Imagine for a moment that San Francisco was filled, to a head, with really boring people. We’re talking Walnut Creek boring. Luckily for us, that’s not the case.

Here are five Muni passengers who keep things interesting for themselves and the rest of us.

1. Woman singing a song about believing in your dreams while a young man next to me sleeps with his head on my shoulder.
2. Dude gets on #Muni with Taoism book with flower in it; then starts yelling at everyone and bus driver. Oh the irony
3. “Girl, don’t you take my picture and put it on that Tweeter.” “I’m reading the New York Times.” #sfmuni
4. Theres seriously a 2yr girl with a gold tooth on this T-train #sfmuni #tline #sf
5. you know its a good night when someone is playing “This old man” on the banjo #NJudah

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Y’all heard about that startup douche who wrote about how shitty San Francisco is, and how terrible it is that Y-Combinator made him move here? And you heard about how much he hates the 49ers ( his definition: “girls who are obviously 4’s and behave like they are 9’s.” )? We’re not done bagging on him yet, even though Uptown Almanac and SFist did a bang-up job. Of all the things San Francisco is doing wrong for Peter Shih (special cadet for a startup called Celery, according to SFist), Muni is the worst offender.

Yeah yeah yeah, we all know that Muni sucks. But does this bro really think he can make fun of Muni better than you, dear Muni Diaries readers? Let’s see what he’s got. Read more

We found some illustrated advice by Anthony Le on how to look cool on Muni. My over-anxious mind can’t fathom “don’t get up before the bus reaches the stop,” though.

Got any advice for how to look cool on the bus when somebody does the numero dos?