Funny: Muni LOLs – Page 94

More Sex Eyes On Muni, Please

February 18, 2013 eugenia Leave a comment

Betsy wrote a very compelling love letter to a rider she saw on the K-Ingleside.

Dear Cutie on the K car,
I find your face and physical stature pleasing , especially in that black tshirt and white earphones and backpack. Very fashion forward. And if I weren’t riding with my mom I’d be making 10x more sex eyes at you from my seat hoping you’ll ask me out.
Love, Betsy. /hugs from afar.

Careful with those sex eyes, Betsy. You might end up in our Muni Cupid Roundup next year!

via Of Hecate.

Category: Funny: Muni LOLs Tags: K-Ingleside

The moon over my shoulder on Muni

February 18, 2013 jeff 3 comments

Via Gary Whitta, who says, “I often see people on my Twitter feed complaining about their fellow bus patrons. It is to them that I present this.” Do you think she has any idea? I don’t.

Happy Monday!

Category: Funny: Muni LOLs, Photos

Five Muni Moments This Week

February 15, 2013 eugenia Leave a comment

Photo by Roshan Vyas

Five noteworthy things that happened on the bus this week:

Sometimes the jokes write themselves, especially if you’re on Muni. “Crack head, a hooker and a magenta-stained poodle get on the bus…” No really: just saw this on the 44-O’Shaughnessy. Meanwhile, a guy wearing those Google Glasses got on Muni this week. Wonder if he saw the old guy softly playing harmonica on the bus, or the beautiful baritone singer singing in Italian on the 49-Van Ness. This week a rider put a new spin on the grooming practices on the bus: a woman was applying foot lotion on Muni. Nail clipping on the bus is so…2010.

This week’s Muni moments were brought to you by:
Michael Capozzola
@ffogu
@NattyP2theB
@instarbodywork
@allysoneb

Category: Funny: Muni LOLs Tags: 44-O'Shaughnessy, 49-Van Ness

Five Lovelorn Muni Riders Want To Know If You’re The One

February 14, 2013 eugenia One comment

Photo by David Lytle

If you’re still secretly wishing you had a date for Valentine’s Day (but publicly denouncing the Hallmark-esque insincerity of the holiday itself), I found five great San Francisco singles for you. These guys and girls are environmentally conscious, technology savvy, financially responsible, with sensitive writerly souls.

Oh, all right. These are bus riders who wrote Craigslist missed connection ads. But hey, with less than 24 hours until doomsday, this is no time to be picky. We didn’t correct grammar or punctuation mistakes in the ads because…I think that’s pertinent information you need to know.

So if you’re looking for a last-minute date, especially if you are the girl who wore black and white snowflake skirts and tights (or if you’re the girl who bought a painting and gave the dude a fake phone number), you might be the one they’re looking for!

Here are our Muni-riding singles:

Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

Jedi mind trickery on a Muni seat

February 11, 2013 Tara Leave a comment

You laugh, but something tells me this works sometimes. Picture it: a crowded commute-hour Metro train, and not one person sits here because of the message.

Instagram photographer @dusteallen asks, “A fair Muni warning?”

Well, is it?

Category: Funny: Muni LOLs, Photos, WTF: Weirdness on Muni Tags: photo

Five Muni moments this week

February 8, 2013 jeff Leave a comment

Photo by torbakhopper

What happened on Muni this week? Lauren touted her mad skills standing on the bus in four-inch heels, Lea spotted a cutie on Muni, Amanda realized she need business cards during transit, Eric struggled to describe the smell, and Dannel wins best overheard on Muni: “Big dog doodoo, hey HEY Hey.”

This week’s Muni moments are from @Lauren_Hannah, @leavue, @amandarants, @EricShins, and @DeMarko

Don’t forget to follow and @ us your best Muni moments at @munidiaries!

Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

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