Heart-framed lovers ride Muni

Okay, now I’m starting to sense a conspiracy. Against me. Me and my cynicism.
This is simply adorable.
Your place to share stories on and off the bus.

Okay, now I’m starting to sense a conspiracy. Against me. Me and my cynicism.
This is simply adorable.
And for just a little while, my hard heart has melted.
Via Muni rider GB: “The cable car operator gave his regular riders some chocolates for valentines. Awesome guy!”
Awesome guy, indeed. Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody!
So, this is pretty neat. Though, in my ever-present ability to be annoyed by things, I have to wonder whether “myoon-dane” is intentional.
In any case, watch above as Resa sketches her fellow Muni passengers. Pretty neat, right?

Photo by Paul Sullivan
Muni rider Sherlock sent us the following story. And with it, the clock on “random things seen in San Francisco/on Muni” has been reset.
“The other day, I was riding the 28 to the Presidio Parkway when it stopped at the intersection with Marina Bvld [sic] for a red light. During our brief wait before we got on the freeway, a man dressed up as a ninja scrambled onto Presidio Pkwy and started showing brochures for a car wash. Many people opened the bus windows to grab some of them. I just sat there taking in the most random thing I’ve seen in a long time.”
Would you take a brochure from a ninja? I’d be a little scared of what I’d unknowingly have to give up, to be honest. Sneaky ninja!

Just when I thought I had seen it all.
Quick story: Mayonnaise is disgusting. It is acceptable only in tuna and chicken salad. It is certain not acceptable to eat that barfotastic crap straight from the jar. To say nothing of doing this on Muni.
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The Muni catwalk just doesn’t let up, and thank goodness for that. Via Muni rider Jason, we have someone wearing Ryan Gosling. You can kindly enter your jealousy _____ (<— yep, there). Another option is making some more Hey, Girl/Ryan Gosling memes with a Muni twist. I’ll start:
Hey, girl…
That SFMTA citation was total crap. I’ll go with you to the hearing and buy you lunch and flowers afterward to make you feel better.