Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

Photo by torbakhopper

A quick reminder before your weekend gets under way: We’re all in this together. Enjoy!

• Of all the food that people eat on public transportation, oranges offend me the least. #munidiaries
• How fortunate I am to have a #SFMuni expert right next to me on the L.
• “This is end of the line, Mother Fucker. End of the line!” — #sfmuni patron and member of the Muni peer assistance program.
• Just witnessed a 75+ year old man yell “suck my dick, bitch” at the muni driver. #wut #sfmuni
• Bruised, in suits and hoodies, wasted, homeless, coding the side project, making out in the backseat. 38 is how S.F. goes home
• I found my style icon in my bus! She was 70 years old. #sfmuni

This week’s Things on Muni brought to you by fellow Muni riders @esavestheworld, @SFkaty, @stevepepple, @SierraUnsworth, @sdqali, and @divya. Share your Muni musings on @munidiaries.

Photo via Frump Chic

Rider Frump Chic spotted this guy with the most amazing Adidas ever on the bus. She says this guy is “hilarious” and cracking jokes on Muni.” Plus, his outfit is pretty fly, especially that one feather earring deal.

Seen another sartorial moment on Muni? Tweet us all your style inspirations at @munidiaries!

Photo by Lynn Friedman

You ride Muni. I ride Muni. They ride Muni. We all ride Muni. Have a great weekend!

1. 2 riders wearing backpacks that keep bumping each other. Giving each other dirty looks. Total backpack stalemate #sfmuni
2. took a vote on whether to let a girl get off the 31AX bc she wasn’t paying attn to the last stop #Muni
3. How do I politely tell the guy standing next to my seat that his fly is down? #munidiaries
4. Had a muni car to myself for 5 stops. First person to board decides to sit 2 seats next to me. #StoryOfMyLife
5. Who needs reality tv when you can ride the 49 after dark? #munidiaries

This week’s Things on Muni is brought to you by @thisbeazy, @domkingston, @emeliesalot, @adriannaisms, and @MissMauriss.

By October Jones

October Jones (of Texts from Dog fame) is our kind of transit hero. His Post-It doodles can transform any long, hellish commute into something light-hearted, even enjoyable.

Above, Jones’ Where’s Waldo. Below, Spider-Man.

By October Jones

Kudos, Mr. Jones.

Via Laughing Squid.

Photo by davitydave

[Insert snappy commentary about HBO’s Looking here]

No, someone do it, ’cause I’ve got nothing. Thankfully, in perhaps its most San Francisco-est post possible*, BuzzFeed ranked the beards on this HBO show about gay life in the city, and we hear some of those handsome beards are riding Muni. It is obviously my duty as your editor to tune in and spend an exorbitant amount of time on this topic.

#12 features some hot Muni Metro action, guest starring Muni Diaries Live alum and BuzzFeed editor Isaac Fitzgerald. We have enjoyed this beard for years.

#2 is Richie, whose beard is a little patchy for my taste, but check out that strangely pristine transit vehicle. Mee-ow. Oh, A+ on the Giants hat, Richie.

* Despite its criminal use of “the” with Muni.