Category: Funny: Muni LOLs

This week’s “Five Things on Muni” comes in assorted flavors. Enjoy!

Raunchy/gross
Overheard on 38 at 2.15: “I have bed bugs, I can only give over-the-pants hand-job.” Word to yo mama #sfmuni

Cynical/honest
Bus driver starts laughing then says “oh, these people are so awful.” #munidiaries

SF problems
Two out of two people at the bus stop (besides me) are talking to themselves…do I join them? #sfmuni

Public shaming
The girl’s phone on #Muni next to me just started blaring “call me maybe” and the whole bus erupted in laughter

Pushed to the edge by Muni, but clever about it
The 45 has really been killing it lately. And by “it” I mean my spirit.

Brought to you by @loveoz13, @JillianWould, @HannahHelser, @hipsterandhymn, and @MeggieClaire. Share your flavors at @munidiaries today!

You know and I know that this isn’t necessary, what’s happening in that there photo above.

But clearly, dude doesn’t know that. And for that, we thank him.

Via carpechronic: “Never seen anyone holding on w both hands while sittin down. Lady next to him is like ‘No hands bitch!'”

Photo by Mr. Worldwide

There are no limits to this woman’s productivity, everybody. Not even a crowded commuter train can hold her back, because this email is getting answered right now.

I guess the train is so packed that even if someone did try to snatch her laptop, the thief would have nowhere to run?