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What Google bus? Android commutes on Muni

March 19, 2013 Tara Leave a comment

Remember when people were all BOO GOOGLE BUS, go, Muni of the proletariat! Well, Google bus, shmoogle bus, says…Android?

Via @kacie69mustang:

The google android robot is riding the #muni 49. I wonder if that is the only green he owns.

Yep, Android. The beloved symbol of Google smartphonery, my Gmail theme, and my hallway (srsly, an Android Squishable is in my hallway) rides Muni like the rest of us. He/she/it even one-ups half of all Muni riders by standing in the elderly/disabled section, though I accept that it is probably impossible to sit in that outfit.

Google, you better hope it’s not checking an iPhone right now.

No, really, send Android-on-Muni sightings to @munidiaries on Twitter.

Category: Funny: Muni LOLs, Photos, WTF: Weirdness on Muni Tags: 49-Van Ness

The Drugs of Muni

March 18, 2013 eugenia 3 comments

Photo by Michael Pieracci

The ABCs of the drugs on Muni:
J for joint
K for Ketamine
L for LSD
M for DMT
N for Nitrous Oxide
T for THC

And here I thought M was for mushrooms or municipal. Gotta get with the times.

Photo by Michael Pieracci.

Category: Funny: Muni LOLs, Photos Tags: signs

The Saddest Abandoned 5-Fulton Bus There Ever Were

March 18, 2013 jeff 2 comments

Muni rider Ryan had the keen eye and sent us this photo. I guess service reductions just weren’t enough for budget-challenged Muni.

Category: Funny: Muni LOLs, Photos Tags: 5-Fulton

Top Five Muni Moments of the Week

March 15, 2013 eugenia One comment

Photo by Patrick O

This week we find out that Murphy’s Law dictates maximum embarrassment when you are caught without your fare. Here are your top five big Muni moments of the week!

1. Driver (over the intercom, as two guys board the train with fishing poles): “I wanna go fishin with y’all!”

2. Best excuse we’ve heard on Muni so far: Man outside to Muni driver: “I just got out of jail man, let me on the bus.”

3. Rider Matt smelled durian on the 29 and hoped that the owner of this tropical treat will share the wealth. We think Matt might be the only one wishing for durian on the bus, though.

4. Nutrition lesson overheard on the 38L: Mom holding cow doll: “What do cows eat?” Child: “Pizza!” Mom: I don’t know. Pizza is heavily processed.”

5. There’s no shame worse than not paying your fare and being escorted off by Muni Police in front of all the babes. Lesson learned.

This week’s Muni moments feature @jawanzadbl, @sallypinata, @medium_matt, @xxriabellaxx, and @laurent4508. Got your own Muni moment? Tweet it to us at @munidiaries!

Category: Funny: Muni LOLs Tags: 29-Sunset, 38L-Geary