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For something that often really, really sucks, Muni is such a great source of comedy. Tragic comedy, to be sure.
- Lady across from me apparently never taught to sit properly in a skirt. Every time I look up I get panty flashed. #munidiaries
- Did I just watch this fool toot some blow on the bus?!! #SFMuni #smh #ppltoday
- OMG #sfmuni smells like someone took toejam, shoved it in their ass, scraped it out, vomited on it, spread it on the bus [ed note: oddly and amazingly specific!]
- dude just popped open a huge bottle of wine and took the longest drink from it!! That’s one way to take the J! #HumpDayFun
- “He only has two teeth left. It’s not really fair to knock out his only remaining teeth” – on #sfmuni just now
This week’s hilarity sprung forth from the great minds of @goldfine, @RGB_SINCE1981, @ProgressingSF, @SuperDee75, and @Brocheh. Don’t be stingy: Share your Muni giggles over at @munidiaries.
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Here are some examples of the whacky shit we all face day in, day out on Muni.
- A couple took from Forest Hill to Van Ness to pick an Instagram filter. #sfmuni
- Only on #sfmuni would you hear someone trying to buy drugs by offering to trade-in for some grapes.
- Is being told I look like your “beautiful” prostitute ex girlfriend really supposed to be a compliment?
- Just watched an empty Corona bottle get off this bus by itself.
- The theme of today’s #sfmuni ride is ” every one smells like they have a poopy diaper! EVERYONE!” #washyourass
- There’s nothing more humiliating than running after a #sfmuni as your pants fall down only for the doors to close on you.
- #sfmuni drunk man asks tourist if daughter is wife. Drunk man forgets, repeats question. And forgets, again.
Careful out there, you guys. And have a great weekend!
These seven juicy Muni nuggets are brought to you by @amandamlim, @Kohanji831, @SMASHin2pieces, @beth_winegarner, @yayneabeba, @cdeakers, and @sami_crocker.
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Last week, we learned that “#sfmuni” and “#muni” were the two most popular hashtags around here. I recently went through the @munidiaries archives, and discovered that you guys’ favorite Muni topic was—surprise!—what it smells like.
To honor you, Muni’s smell-reporting set, we bring you the week in Muni smells.
- This guy next to me smells like hella fresh laundry.
- On the #njudah playing “guess the source of the smell”
- SOS I’m drowning in Axe Body Spray fumes. 🙁 #SFMuni
- There is so much cologne on this train I may throw up. #sfmuni
This week’s roundup brought to you @faithy, @privildeged, @ImekaSF, and @hollyleach. Contribute your Muni stories, smells or other, to @munidiaries. You won’t be sorry.
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Even those who take themselves seriously, amirite?
- Just tried to tag my credit card instead of my Clipper card on #muni So yeah it’s Monday.
- Definition Irony: Button on lapel of 20-ish rider “Open Books, Open Minds”…she’s reading on an eReader. #themoreyouknow
- Man next to me on the 28 is singing a song that sounds like a hymn and includes the lyrics “goddamn the #muni”
- I’m basically knee-to-knee with this guy. So, we are pretty much dating. #sfmuni
- Should’ve thought twice about bringing a platter of cookies on the 43. #munidiaries
This week’s Things on Muni is brought to you by fellow Muni riders @VA_Holliday, @pinkopaque22, @chrizanchez, @skimtheocean, and @jessicalegault. Share your slice of life on Muni at @munidiaries.
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And now, in no specific order, we bring you the seven most interesting things to happen on Muni this past week …
- teen on bus blasting music w/out earphones, smoking an e-cigarette was the ONLY person offer my pregnant wife a seat.
- Is it fleet week or is dude just wearing a hipster navy uniform? #sfmuni
- Hey lady rolling a joint on the NJudah, your weed is oregano. #rippedoff
- On the 29 with a girl holding a bag of live crickets. #nope #munidiaries
- Crazy yelling #sfmuni guy “My enemy is my enema! Guys, guys, I need all your blood! To inject it in my eyes!”
- This kid on the 14 is a true San Franciscan, complaining abt nice weather in Jan. “It could at least be cloudy” #sfmuni
- To the man thrusting his crotch into me, it’s too early for that kind of action. #munidiaries
This week’s Things on Muni was brought to you by the lovely @theEddieH, @thisbeazy, @pinkopaque22, @e_gadd, @heidi, @tarintowers, and @ShireeScarlet. What Muni story do you have to share? Do it @munidiaries.